so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO
WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED
DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO
i just threw up
Dove hired a forensic artist to draw how women see themselves versus how others see them- the results are moving.
I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies.
I love girls who have clean, tight grammar
You two are made to be together.
I ship it.
ship it like Fed Ex
i just sent my somewhat-drunk boyfriend a picture
he was like “wow you look pretty good”
it was a brownie
i sent him a picture of a brownie
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i asked my brother if he’d ever loved any of his girlfriends and he said “no, the only girl i’ve ever loved was hope”
hope was our guinea pig